Archive for the coffee category
louis ck.
by josh on March 3rd, 2009
this dude is hilarious if you’ve never seen him. he had an hbo show (lucky louie) a few years back…..and of course it only lasted for one season. probably because i was the the only one that watched it.
either way, he’s got some dvd’s out and stuff, so if you ever come across him…..
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…i recommend. the dude is hilarious.
flavor of the week.
by josh on February 5th, 2009
folgers brazilian blend.
the shit is good! target usually has it dirt cheap too. but for a mid-tier bean blend of heaven, it’s not half bad. highly recommend. A++++
in other news? well, don’t really have much….so here’s a song to enjoy your coffee with.
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new president’s eve.
by josh on January 19th, 2009
….the cool thing is, i was wondering if i’d even get to see the whole deal tomorrow. i mean, besides secretly watching an online stream at my desk. turns out the head of our HR sent out an email today….stating how it will be playing in the big screen tv in the cafe….as well as….will be projected on the movie screens in our little “main street” media/meeting area.
so kickass…..i am gonna go into work tomorrow, sporting my “obama is my homeboy” t-shirt….and watch the inauguration on huge movie screens. hahaha.
i’ll take some pics, or maybe video….so stay tuned…..
ugh…
by josh on October 10th, 2008
so….i was noticing the traffic going up a lot here recently.
it appears some fucker somehow put a malicious page on my site. apparently it’s a MSN messenger hack the directs you to a page containing a virus. i have it all deleted (i think), but i recommend that anyone that was directed here via this bullshit…run a virus scan.
*note: this doesn’t apply to the few ppl that came here to read the blog posts. so no need for you guys to worry. this virus page was some garbage page containing a flash video and prompting you to update your player. i think it was suppose to look like a myspace page, but the idiots couldn’t even steal the source code correctly. if you saw nothing of the sorts, you are fine.
i am really just posting this here for any links that are still out there and leading back to here. i apologize for the troubles it may have caused anyone, as i was completely unaware of such activity. luckily some dude had the sense to email me about it…..so big thanks to ben.
i am now getting on the horn to bitch out my web host….to try and further prevent this crap from happening in the future.
ps. in other news, it seems my email updates are getting triggered as spam. which is wonderful too. so please add josh@jjlast.com to your address books to ensure you receive the updates.
is the palin joke over yet?
by josh on October 9th, 2008
just to preface here…..
-i think sarah palin is probably a very sweet lady….in your typical bimbo sorta way.
-i actually liked a lot of what mccain was doing up until he had to worry about the extreme right vote.
that said, i ran across this article from a week or two ago…..and i think it does a great job of pointing out just how retarded the people in this country have become. it’s a longer read, but wanted to at least quote this:
this article touches on a lot of things, but mostly it’s the fact that it seems like this election is going to resemble that of an american idol cast off show. i mean, is ryan seacrest going to confirm the winner…….right after the break….too? because that’s what it seems like is most important here. nevermind the ridiculous policies, sheer ignorance, or anything else….it’s become this limelight of saturday night live infested jokes.
what i think is sad….is do ppl really not realize that the rest of us are laughing at her, and not with her? does she even realize it?
more from the land of the delusional…
by josh on September 11th, 2008
this is freakin’ hilarious….
so i was just browsing through craigslist, seeing if there were any kinda side gigs that sounded interesting or fun. this one i found is just the cream of the crop though:
bwahahaha….a full time personal family photographer? with salary AND BENEFITS!?!?! nevermind the fact that it will probably be perfect for some retard 20 year old with a camera and a dream…..i can’t believe people are this delusional here. they think they need a personal photographer to shoot lil’ johnny’s soccer games? nevermind that with today’s cameras….just about any monkey can push a button and do it all themselves….
NO…we can’t be bothered with photographing our own kids….plus, we want every boogerfaced shot to be ONLY of the utmost “professional” quality.
archiving and maintaining a family photo database? yikes, i feel sorry for the family members that have to sit through the 18,000 picture slideshow over the holidays…..ahahha….get a storage drive, make a folder called “windowlicker’s 6th bithday with abuncha other spoiled brats” dump the pictures in there, and go play tennis….or the spa….or sip some iced mocha shit….or whatever it is you people do.
and is it just me, but how weird would it be to actually have family photo night every sunday? “ok kids, gather round….we are gonna watch the weekly johnson family picture disc!”
really though, it’s disheartening to me that more than anything these people want to capture memories on film (well, digitally now)….but really don’t want to capture them for themselves. people like this put too much emphasis on what’s in front of the camera. everyone wants to be a star! sadly, i think ma and pa richie don’t realize these things of future nostalgia became so when everyone involved can share in that memory. including the person capturing that memory/image.
fast forward 10 years….
“oh, i remember that….i am not sure if i was paying attention, but i remember when our family photographer captured your first soccer goal.”
*shakes head*
naturally these people also live in newport beach. imagine that.
quick fix….
by josh on September 9th, 2008
30 sec photo fix ala josh! yes, i am bored and just trying a couple photoshop tricks.
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drive financial group.
by josh on August 9th, 2008
*NSFW…..potty mouth ahead!*
but this is just funny. hehe. yes, i need a life, but screw these ppl!
sorry for the mouth, mom.
new rules…
by josh on July 3rd, 2008
in the fashion of bill maher….i’ve got some “new rules” to share on this hot summer day….
new rule:
corporate takeovers need to figure their shit out.
i have spent 3 weeks now trying to get my cell phone bill combined with my internet and cable bill. considering everything is owned and handled by AT&T, this should be easy right? oh no…when AT&T bought out cingular….apparently they never really merged the companies….so it’s a direct pain in the ass for me, the customer.
“you all are run by the same suits as far as i am concerned, so figure your shit out…if for no other reason than i shouldn’t be wasting my cell phone minutes with your incompetent customer service staff.”
new rule:
starbucks should just start serving poop.
starbucks announced this week that they are closing 600 stores. “it’s cool though”, they insisted. “it’s a great business move.” yeah, before i quit my last job they closed 75 stores (much smaller scale obviously) and promised it was just a move to benefit the brand focus and restore things. 6 months ago they closed the entire division. leaving 1000’s of ppl without jobs.
sure, the economy is rough right now, but there is nothing i want to see more than something like starbucks go belly up. their coffee is horrible the way it is, you sheep!
new rule:
guys in their 30’s need to lose the spiked hair look.
hey…..i used to have spiked hair too. it was super cool. i was nothing but a stud with the spiked hair…..
i was also 10 years old.
just stop. you look like fools. nevermind the excessive use of gel for a dude is just plain gay….but this image you are all trying to create is the opposite of the super deep intelligent guy vibe you are also using to get the girls. i guess tho, those moron girls seem to eat the shit up. but it’s still just a load of shit. how’s your iced starbucks latte, btw? see ya on hotchickswithdouchebags.com!
new rule:
PUT THE PHONE DOWN AND DRIVE ALREADY!
as of july 1st….it’s illegal in the state of california to talk on your phone while you drive. well, at least without a hands free device. how many ppl have changed their ways cause of this new law?
zero.
none. everyone is still yapping away like it’s nothing, all while backing up traffic that they are completely unaware of. these ppl don’t need tickets….THEY NEED TO BE SHOT! special shout out goes to the great huntington beach cop i saw yesterday….just yapping away on his phone. keep on enforcing the law there buddy.
new rule:
recycling is a waste of time.
quit yelling at me for not putting my bottle or can in the correct bin! because….and i hate to break it to you……but it all goes in the same truck and the ppl at the dump are forced to sort through the shit! (*note: at least that is how it is in most cities around here.)
last week we had an art show at my work to raise money for our charity foundation. it was cool and all, and of course they provided free booze to get ppl to actually participate. but don’t yell at me for putting my bottle in the trash bin! it all goes to the same place, gets picked apart, and still gets recycled!
btw….how much would that job suck? picking apart garbage to get the recyclables? yuck.
…and that’s new rules.
life lesson: target shopping.
by josh on April 14th, 2008
ok….so my ppls at work insisted on eating at the cafe on campus today. apparently they were having some kinda chicken dog meat and rice or something…..
so i say “fuck that”, and decide to run some errands and cruise over to my local target.
which is totally cool, cause i needed more coffee. i went to the store yesterday, but my coffee was like $12. wtf! i used to only get full bean coffee, but i am getting sick of grinding beans each morning. rough life, i know. but anyways, i get this folgers gourmet stuff….and it’s actually pretty good. but not for $12.
not sure why, but target always has it dirt cheap.
so i am at target, and find my coffee. sweet mother of god….it’s only $8. see!
of course i then realize that all i really needed was coffee….so what do i do? go find more pointless shit to buy! so i go upstairs (yes, this is the 2 story target) and hope something looks cool. it was hot as hell here again today….so i figure, “hey! why not buy a fan for my desk at work.”
so i go get a fan….and decide to cruise over and look at the DVDs.
…and this is when it starts.
on my way over there this old lady stops and and says, “excuse me, can you tell me where the blah, blah, blah, blah are?”
huh? i say, “i am sorry….i don’t work here.” she runs off.
i go look at some DVDs and find nothing really worth blowing my dough on….so i head out. on the way out? this dude stops me….
“excuse me, do you know where the…..”
“sorry man…..i don’t work here……”, i say….but wtf!!!
the dude says, “oh…my bad, just saw the red shirt.
sommabitch!!! yes, i was wearing a red adidas shirt and with my coffee and fan, you couldn’t see that it had a huge logo on the front, or something!!!!
so anyways….i figure i should get the hell outta there…..but on my way downstairs i realize that i do actually need some shampoo. so i hit that up. and yes, i buy shampoo specifically made for a man. why? cause i am that goddamn macho!
but as if it weren’t enough already….on my way out of the shampoo aisle….i get stopped by this chick my age. sure, she’s kinda cute, but she says…
“excuse me, do you guys have those paper shredders?”
at this point i am just in awe. as well as almost offended. like seriously….no offense to the retards working at target….BUT DO I LOOK LIKE ONE OF THEM?!?!??!
so naturally, i say, “oh yeah….they are upstairs. just take the escalator and then take a right. go all the way to the last row and make a left.”
she thanks me and goes on her way.
uh huh, yep. i totally sent her to the isle with the vacuum cleaner bags. heh. even better? the paper shredders are right next to the escalator.
OH BUT WAIT! IT GETS BETTER!
so after i walk away with the biggest shit eating grin on my face….i finally make my way to the checkout. there is about a 2-3 person wait in the 2 checkouts they have open though….
and don’t get me started on that shit. why have 20 checkouts and only open 2? but whatever….
anyways, so as i am waiting in line….i see this girl turn the corner with a paper shredder. hehehehehehe. yeah, needless to say i am just giggling again.
of course she just now finally realizes i don’t work there, and starts charging right for my checkout lane. i say nothing tho…as my smile is enough for the moment.
she reaches the line and says, “you’re such a fucker.”
i say, “sorry, but you were seriously the 3rd person to ask me for help.”
“i guess i had it coming then, huh?”, she says.
“pretty much. sorry.”, i am still giggling.
“well, i guess i should thank you….because after i found the vacuum cleaner bags i was about to give up, so i just went back down the escalator….and what do you know! the paper shredders were right there!” -her.
“funny how that works.” -me
“you’re still a fucker.” -her.
“i know.” -me.
….and by this time i am done with my business there and out the door. was freakin’ hilarious though.
but nevermind that….the life lesson to be learned here?
don’t wear a freakin’ red shirt to target. good god!