socal sleazebag of the month! sept. ‘09

by josh on September 17th, 2009

ah…..this one is a gem. from the ocregister article:

WESTMINSTER – A 38-year-old mother made a chilling call to police moments after she stabbed her two young daughters and then stabbed herself, according to 911 tapes released this evening.

“I just stabbed my daughters and myself,” a soft-spoken Thuy Le told a Westminster police dispatcher.

“You stabbed them with a knife?” the dispatcher asked.

“Yes,” Le replied. “And myself. They’re all bloody.”

The answers were so matter-of-fact the dispatcher asked why Le was so calm.

full article, including the 911 call audio: found here.

wtf is wrong with some people? apparently this wonderful mother was down and out about not being able to sell her “massage therapy” business, so she stabbed her kids. yikes, guess all those “happy endings” don’t always bring everyone blissful joy. hahaha. there is also mention of her dealing with a divorce and other things….but still, that kinda stuff happens to a lot of people. it’s not something to get all stabby over.

relax….take a break…..smoke a freakin’ joint for all i care…..BUT PUT THE KNIFE DOWN NUTSO! as you are the socal sleavebag of the month for sept. 2009!

happy mother’s day!

by josh on May 10th, 2009

…and just to keep things in perspective….

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love ya though, mom!

behind the scenes….my job, sorta.

by josh on January 13th, 2009

michelle, the lovely photographer i work with posted this on her own blog….and i thought i’d steal it just to give you an idea of what goes on at my work.

it’s a couple years old, probably before i started there…..but it’s funny, cause i still have to work on pictures of this surfer chick all the time. to explain….basically what they are shooting here, is what i work on. they shoot the pics there….and then they get dumped off to us and we make them look all pretty before they go to print….or on the web….or in ads….or etc….

on what could be a sad note (who knows….)…..we were informed today that the president of quiksilver americas (yes, that would be huntington beach quiksilver) resigned. dunno what it means…..but it’s never a good thing to hear the head meatstick is leaving. so let’s hope i still have a job in the months to come. hahahah…..oh, fuck you economy!

merry christmas california!

by josh on December 27th, 2008

this is just weird…

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merry christmas nujtob!  the hell is wrong with ppl??!?!?!

here’s another article on this nutjob’s christmas eve massacre.

what’s your name?

by josh on November 22nd, 2008

nevermind all the ppl that refuse to believe my last name…..now the internet thinks i am lying!

so i am sitting here this morning….trying to get some price quotes on a new car….just to see what i am looking at…..and the damn thing won’t process my request cause it thinks i am lying about my name!!!!

screw you yahoo! *shakes fist*

unfreakinbelievable!

more from the land of the delusional…

by josh on September 11th, 2008

this is freakin’ hilarious….

so i was just browsing through craigslist, seeing if there were any kinda side gigs that sounded interesting or fun. this one i found is just the cream of the crop though:

Looking for a full time photographer ASAP in Newport Beach needs for a family. This position involves being a photo journalist, as well downloading photos from existing cameras, archiving, creating and maintaining an organized photo database and creating family albums. A typical weekend would involve traveling to children’s sports events, family parties, and capturing images, putting on a CD with a music soundtrack so the family can view it all together on Sunday night. Must have experience in sports photography, knowledge of capturing images in motion.
Must have extensive knowledge of high-end cameras, lenses, and advanced experience with Adobe Photoshop and Adobe Lightroom or other photo management software.
Most importantly, be a great photographer.
Please email samples of your work, or your website, as well as your resume Thank you.

email: XXXXXXXXXXXX@yahoo.com

* Location: Newport Beach
* it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
* Compensation: Competative salary and benefits

bwahahaha….a full time personal family photographer? with salary AND BENEFITS!?!?! nevermind the fact that it will probably be perfect for some retard 20 year old with a camera and a dream…..i can’t believe people are this delusional here. they think they need a personal photographer to shoot lil’ johnny’s soccer games? nevermind that with today’s cameras….just about any monkey can push a button and do it all themselves….

NO…we can’t be bothered with photographing our own kids….plus, we want every boogerfaced shot to be ONLY of the utmost “professional” quality.

archiving and maintaining a family photo database? yikes, i feel sorry for the family members that have to sit through the 18,000 picture slideshow over the holidays…..ahahha….get a storage drive, make a folder called “windowlicker’s 6th bithday with abuncha other spoiled brats” dump the pictures in there, and go play tennis….or the spa….or sip some iced mocha shit….or whatever it is you people do.

and is it just me, but how weird would it be to actually have family photo night every sunday? “ok kids, gather round….we are gonna watch the weekly johnson family picture disc!”

really though, it’s disheartening to me that more than anything these people want to capture memories on film (well, digitally now)….but really don’t want to capture them for themselves. people like this put too much emphasis on what’s in front of the camera. everyone wants to be a star! sadly, i think ma and pa richie don’t realize these things of future nostalgia became so when everyone involved can share in that memory. including the person capturing that memory/image.

fast forward 10 years….

“oh, i remember that….i am not sure if i was paying attention, but i remember when our family photographer captured your first soccer goal.”

*shakes head*

naturally these people also live in newport beach. imagine that.

i get my politics from the daily show.

by josh on September 4th, 2008

screw CNN, MSNBC, FAUX News, CBS, or any of the other media outlets.

the daily show nails all you need to know, just about every time.

god bless sundays.

by josh on May 25th, 2008

so i needed to run some errands this morning.

and of course it’s not like things can just be boring and simple.

i jetted over the to the AM/PM to get cigs, beer, and gas. i wish i could bitch about gas prices, but since i drive a civic, i really don’t care what gas costs. i only put in $10 and that will get me through the next week. ha!

so i get my shit and go out to pump some gas. it’s all cool, until i am just about to leave and this girl comes walking up to me. she is dressed in what i can only assume is her sunday best. which in my neighborhood, is nothing more than a mere attempt at throwing on some dress-like thing that was probably on sale at ross. she looked to be coming from church or something, but i couldn’t be sure.

she starts walking towards me from all the way across the gas pumps. passing numerous others along the way. wtf?…i think to myself. she then starts making that pointing at the wrist “what time is is?” signal. oh, ok, the chick just needs to know that time it is. that’s cool.

I say to her, “it’s like 11:30 or so.”

of course that’s not what she really wanted.

“sorry sir, but god bless you and do you think you could help me out?” she says.

muthafucka.

“i just need some gas, could you please….”

i interrupt her with a, “sorry, i gotta get outta here.”….and slam my car door in her face. heh.

i swear. the sad thing is….i am in a good mood this morning. i also had a loose $5 bill in my pocket that i probably woulda given her. why didn’t i?

1. you pass up about 6-7 other ppl to come ask whitey for money? fuck you.
2. you pretend like you want to know what time it is? instead of being honest.
3. god bless me? does that shit really work? shoulda asked your church for gas money….maybe they’d give a shit.

so that was that.

i then ran off to target to get some dvd’s and a flash card for my phone. this was a pretty normal ordeal. picked up juno and the diving bell and the butterfly…..and a memory card.

but it was hilarious….as i was working towards the dvds and shit, this very-very-very pregnant black girl with cool ass braids was walking past me. i give her a smile and she smiles back….and i go pick out my shit.

well, as i am walking back towards the checkouts…i see this same pregnant chick. except this time she has something in her hands. what was it?

a mega pack of maxi pads.

wtf? i shake my head a bit and think, ummm, i don’t get it.

of course i have to be a fucker and say to her, “ummmm, i may be a boy and all, but are you sure you really need those?”…as i point to her giagantic box of female gross things.

she busts up laughing and replies with a, “i juss stocking up cause hell if i wanta get back to being this fat again anytime soon. you’ll crazy though!”

“ok, just making sure….” i say as i continue on my way with a smirk..

so…..god bless sundays and broke bitches and pregnant girls buying maxi pads.

*cracks a beer*

everyone loves doritos!

by josh on February 2nd, 2008

even pixel!

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imma new daddy!

by josh on February 1st, 2008

meet pixel…..