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socal sleazebag(s) of the month: july 2009.
by josh on July 30th, 2009
i know i missed last month, so this month gets 3 awards handed out.
see, one of my guilty pleasures is watching big brother. yes…the crappy reality tv show that locks 15 or so ppl in one big house and videotapes their every move. i am not sure how i got hooked on this garbage….but alas, i am. it’s interesting to me just how the dynamics of clashing personalities can play out on this show. although….i am starting to think their casting team needs to quick picking morons just cause they look good. because, sure….while i can agree that the show will have more appeal if the ppl on it on are the attractive side…..there are still plenty of attractive ppl in the world that aren’t complete knobs.
anyways….the winners of this months “socal sleazebag of the month” are 3 morons on the show….that yep, are from california. and they are all cliched idiots even if they go out of their way to be “different”. here’s a fight 3 of the california gems had:
yep. yep. we’ve got the surfer dude from santa monica. the tattooed tramp from torrence. and the colorful gay dude from chula vista. the little gay dude isn’t as bad as the other two…..but he’s still annoying. the sad thing is….this interaction is actually a pretty good display of just how ignorant a lot of ppl are. the sadder thing is….usually they’ll never actually understand what kinda trash they are. oh well….i’ll be here to point it out for them. hehe.
viva la chinchilla!!!!
by josh on June 26th, 2009
have you seen that chinchillas are making it to the big screen?
awesome commercial:
happy 420…..errr, a day late.
by josh on April 21st, 2009
i spent yesterday making fun of all the stoners that still play into this “420″ (april 20th) garbage. cause seriously….i think the whole thing is juvenile. “420 man!!! let’s get stoned!!!”
that said, i support the legalization of marijuana…..only because i don’t think it’s any worse than alcohol. that and, don’t wanna smoke it? don’t.
unfortunately these “420!” losers kill the persona of the weed smoker. sure there are cliches….and they all hold true…..but that doesn’t mean everyone who smokes (or has smoked) herb is just this braindead video game playing loser.
but on to the real point here……
family guy had a 420 tribute episode the other night. and needless to say….the shit was just hilarious. here’s a clip:
ps. side trivia note: family guy creator, seth mcfarlane…..was originally booked to be on the on sept. 11th, 2001 boston flight that ended up crashing into the world trade center. he overslept and missed the flight due to the some jack daniels the night before.
crazy……
pps. he told the story on adam carolla’s podcast recently…listen to it here. (warning: not work safe, f-bombs)
goddamn is it humbling though.
just another monday night in LA.
by josh on February 10th, 2009
this is what i was watching last night before bed. but holy crap are the cops here just ridiculous. now don’t get me wrong, i wouldn’t wanna be a cop and deal with what they have to deal with…..
….but at times i’ve seen monkey poop fights more organized than some of the police situations here. it took them about 4 hours after the dude stopped to even approach the car. when they finally did? it was with 3 tank looking swat vehicles. then they preceded to take a team of swat “soldiers” from the rear of the car to come up along the passenger side of the vehicle.
at this point they made their own commercial for the glass makers of bentley cars….because it took them like 10-15 tries to actually break the glass on the passengers side window. seriously, talk about anti-crackhead coated glass. (you can kinda see what i am talking about in the video)
but by that time they finally broke the window, the dude had already shot himself in the head. i am sure the guy was no saint, but what a stupid way to die. i can’t help but think that maybe if the cops didn’t turn this into what more resembled a full-on hollywood production…..that maybe this dude coulda kept his life and came to his senses. you can’t really see it on that video, but there were literally about 30-40 cop cars there, plus the swat gear.
not to make light of it…..but it was actually kinda funny. because it was a bentley, and the dude appeared to be black….all the moron media were saying it might be some rapper. hahahah. those wife beating rappers and their bentleys! and the dude was a FIB with illinois plates!
in other news…..
2 ppl (a man and a woman) were arrested for lighting a stripper on fire outside a club. poor strippers. -link-
…..and that moron single mom of 14 kids gave the latest 8 spawns of everything that is wrong is this world….biblical names. yippie. and she was already on welfare before this bullcrap. -link-
my latest entertainment.
by josh on December 30th, 2008
is surviorman! this dude rules!
-click to view-
make fun of me if you must, but let’s see who survives if need be!
911 memorium.
by josh on September 11th, 2008
this is too good not to share…..
not that i like the dude or really have an opinion on him…..but i couldn’t agree more with most of this. this comes after the GOP forced NBC (earlier this week) to make sure olberman and chris matthews had nothing to do with the debates coming up. either way, time to quit raping people with fear while scooting around the real issues and answers of that day.
911 was a horrible day, no doubt about that. lotsa lives lost…and it’s never about disrespecting the survivors or their families….because, unfortunately, our govt. seems to already be taking care of that.
too bad people are stupid….and are more willing to accept stories defying physical scientific law than at least question things that maybe aren’t exactly concrete.
…and if you haven’t seen loose change, 
the real OC.
by josh on March 26th, 2008
i’ve been re-visiting the show arrrested development again lately. a sitcom about an orange county family that is a lot more realistic than the crap portrayed on teenybopper angst filled junk….like “the OC” or whatever other rip-off is out there now.
man, is it lame it didn’t last more than a few seasons. there have been rumors of showtime bringing it back, but i am not gonna cross my fingers.
either way, if you’ve never seen it….i recommend checking it out.
here’s a clip:
unemployment is making me ghey!
by josh on July 27th, 2007
yeah….i think i hit an all time low yesterday. it was like ninty-freakin’-five degrees here yesterday, so i pretty much just camped it in the cool a/c.
so, because there is absolutely nothing on daytime tv, what do i get sucked into? oh yeah, the home and garden channel. you know, all those interior design shows. whether it be fixing a whole house to sell, or just re-designing a room….i saw it all. oh! can’t forget the wood/utility shed i now know how to build too. least that isn’t as rich on the gay side as elegant window treatments to really bring out the depth of a room while adding some splashes of color!
yikes…..shoot me.
even better? i also sat through some show that was like wife swap…..but for hairdressers! ahahahaha! was pretty funny though. they took this hermosa beach LA kinda rocker dude and swapped him with a lady from missouri that runs a hair salon in a retirement community. needless to say, dude wasn’t so slick at doing perms….and the lady had no clue how to do those foil highlight things. or whatever it is all the girls get out here. personally, i just call it “skunkhead”. it’s so overdone and unnatural it can only marvel that of some kinda wild animal.
don’t know what i mean? see example 762b, ala skunkhead:
heh.
on the plus side, i did manage to catch a flick on hbo that i hadn’t seen. “stay”? shoot, i hadn’t even heard of it. it’s from “finding neverland” director marc forster. not sure how i really feel about it, cause i think i need to watch it again. somewhat sorta david lynchesque….but worthy of a watch. visually it’s a fun watch…and well, naomi watts never hurts things.
here’s the trailer:
anyways….today….to make up for the crap yesterday…i am doing nothing but watching baseball. ‘cept the games don’t start till 4 o’clock. ugh.