apparently i am intimidating.

by josh on September 16th, 2007

pretty funny, huh?

i don’t know what the deal is, but apparently i can’t seem to go anywhere without some douche bag all up in my jock. few months ago….some cheap guy like musta thought i was hitting on his girl or something, cause he cheap shot me and slammed me on the ground at this bar. granted, before i could even stand up….like 4 other dudes jumped on him and grabbed me and dragged me outside. like i woulda done anything to begin with…but that’s besides the point. to tell ya the truth…i just started laughing. heh.

fast forward to this past friday. i don’t feel like sitting in traffic after work so i stop at this local watering hole that features lingerie clad bartenders. yes, i am strictly that of pure class.

i was really more just interested in seeing some of the yankee and bosox game, but figured a few beers and half naked chicks was surely a good start to a friday night. there were a few other dudes sitting around the bar and we all kinda got chatting. there was a total of 5 of us…all pretty much seemed to be doing the same thing as me. just stopped in after work for a beer.

well, this one dude apparently didn’t like the fact i had one of the girls turn on the yankee game. he wanted to watch the dodgers. which, being in the LA area is understandable, right? yeah, i try explaining to this idiot that the dodger game isn’t even on for another hour or so. apparently he didn’t get it cause he kept going off about wanting to watch the dodger game that wasn’t on. i guess the dodgers didn’t get his memo that he wanted the game to start 2 hours early so he could watch it.

THEN! to make things even better….this dude starts talking shit about a t-shirt i was wearing. which (going along with the pure class vibe) was a pablo escobar t-shit that looks like a san diego padres uniform. i guess since i am a white boy i am not allowed to wear a novelty t-shirt poking fun at a columbian drug lord. news to me….

but yeah….it gets to the point where these other dude’s sitting next to me start talking shit to this dude too. they say stuff like, “shit man….you gonna beat him up over a baseball game and a t-shirt, or what?” at this point i think the douche bag finally realizes what a dick he is being and buys me a beer…..

i am still left thinking here though….wtf is it with me and always running into these freakin’ morons everywhere i go? oh wait…i am in california, it’s impossible not to run into some hard-on walking around dying to wave his junk like a retarded ape.

ps. even funnier were the chicks “bartending” at this place. i was chatting with one girl a bit…and she was cute for a someone serving me beer dressed like a hooker….but these other girls? well, they don’t share tips…so naturally whenever someone comes in, it’s like a swarm of flies on shit. this one girl….think your typical 21 year old clueless bimbo….decides she needs to clean off the bar in front of me by jumping her little butt onto the bar. when i completely ignore her lame attempt at impressing me? hahaha….i hear her and this other girl saying, “maybe he doesn’t like girls.” yeah…that’s it…..has to be….

ijosh!

by josh on September 8th, 2007

well, i need a new cell phone.

not sure what heppened to mine, it works and everything….but the screen is all messed up. so, i need to get a new one sometime soon the way it is.

just my luck though? apple dropped the price of the iphones $200 this week. sweet! i wasn’t really that hyped up over these things, but i finally played with one the other day. holy crap is all i can say on that. the thing is freakin’ sweet.

now, of course i had to find out how much more it would cost me on my data plan….and really…it’s not that bad. my bill would only go up $10 a month for having unlimited web and data services.

then again, the video on them is kinda lacking right now….and i know they are sitting there with a full video conferencing capable iphone just waiting to be released in 6 months…..so maybe i’ll just wait a little bit longer.

if you haven’t seen these things….definitely check them out. it’s ridiculous how smooth they are.