holy crap!

by josh on May 30th, 2008

my feeds on here were all messed up cause of some spam type deal. basically meaning the email updates were broken.

i think i got it fixed, but this is really more of a test than anything.

have a good weekend!

god bless sundays.

by josh on May 25th, 2008

so i needed to run some errands this morning.

and of course it’s not like things can just be boring and simple.

i jetted over the to the AM/PM to get cigs, beer, and gas. i wish i could bitch about gas prices, but since i drive a civic, i really don’t care what gas costs. i only put in $10 and that will get me through the next week. ha!

so i get my shit and go out to pump some gas. it’s all cool, until i am just about to leave and this girl comes walking up to me. she is dressed in what i can only assume is her sunday best. which in my neighborhood, is nothing more than a mere attempt at throwing on some dress-like thing that was probably on sale at ross. she looked to be coming from church or something, but i couldn’t be sure.

she starts walking towards me from all the way across the gas pumps. passing numerous others along the way. wtf?…i think to myself. she then starts making that pointing at the wrist “what time is is?” signal. oh, ok, the chick just needs to know that time it is. that’s cool.

I say to her, “it’s like 11:30 or so.”

of course that’s not what she really wanted.

“sorry sir, but god bless you and do you think you could help me out?” she says.

muthafucka.

“i just need some gas, could you please….”

i interrupt her with a, “sorry, i gotta get outta here.”….and slam my car door in her face. heh.

i swear. the sad thing is….i am in a good mood this morning. i also had a loose $5 bill in my pocket that i probably woulda given her. why didn’t i?

1. you pass up about 6-7 other ppl to come ask whitey for money? fuck you.
2. you pretend like you want to know what time it is? instead of being honest.
3. god bless me? does that shit really work? shoulda asked your church for gas money….maybe they’d give a shit.

so that was that.

i then ran off to target to get some dvd’s and a flash card for my phone. this was a pretty normal ordeal. picked up juno and the diving bell and the butterfly…..and a memory card.

but it was hilarious….as i was working towards the dvds and shit, this very-very-very pregnant black girl with cool ass braids was walking past me. i give her a smile and she smiles back….and i go pick out my shit.

well, as i am walking back towards the checkouts…i see this same pregnant chick. except this time she has something in her hands. what was it?

a mega pack of maxi pads.

wtf? i shake my head a bit and think, ummm, i don’t get it.

of course i have to be a fucker and say to her, “ummmm, i may be a boy and all, but are you sure you really need those?”…as i point to her giagantic box of female gross things.

she busts up laughing and replies with a, “i juss stocking up cause hell if i wanta get back to being this fat again anytime soon. you’ll crazy though!”

“ok, just making sure….” i say as i continue on my way with a smirk..

so…..god bless sundays and broke bitches and pregnant girls buying maxi pads.

*cracks a beer*

going to the east side….

by josh on May 25th, 2008

*warning, might not wanna watch this at work with the volume up. couple of f-bombs in here.

johnny-damon. johnny-damon.

by josh on May 17th, 2008

why the yankees rule….