Archive for September, 2008
holy tap dancing baby jebus!
by josh on September 30th, 2008
ok….once again this is more of a test post than anything. my email subscriptions have barely been working for the last month….so i decided to use a WHOLE new method for delivery. i was using a third party service….but it’s garbage. just say no to feedburner (for the dorks that actually know what i am talking about).
i am hoping the damn thing at least works (it should)….because there are a lot more options to play with. i am not sure how this first update will work, so i apologize in advance if it blows up your email with 200+ posts. otherwise, you should receive an email each time there is a new post. or once a day…if for some reason i post 2or more things on the same day.
…..i have already moved the existing subscribers over, so i don’t think there is any further action required. we’ll see though…as this shit is still new to me.
and if this was a complete waste of your time, well….here’s a sweet video i found about the 1982 brewers:
droppin’ beats with archimedes.
by josh on September 27th, 2008
oh….g’ah….don’t mess with the mack daddy….
los colores boyz!
by josh on September 26th, 2008
we had a “picnic” at work last friday in the photo studio….this is what happens when there are cameras and booze in the mix….
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happy meals of the future!
by josh on September 19th, 2008
in a little hidden section of wired.com (-link-), they are having a photoshop contest. the topic this month is “happy meals of the future”. so they want people to submit photoshopped images to reflect this idea.
we’ve had a pretty slow week….so i quick threw this together to submit to the site:
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heh.
what. the. heck.
by josh on September 18th, 2008
ok….this is just weird. maybe even creepy….
i go to leave for work this morning and find a little baggie thing on my door. and it was filled with candy. huh?
first though? it must be from whatever latest jesus cult moved into the neighborhood and they are trying to show me the light through skittles and bubble gum….
then i find this:
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WEIRD!!!!
i felt bad though….as i left for work this morning….it was just the apt. manager and the maintenance guy there for breakfast. i woulda gone and had a cup of coffee with them….but considering i didn’t get the “goodie bag” until after 7pm the night before….i never saw it. and my ass needed to be to work.
needless to say….all the losers that live here….that don’t work…..aren’t the breakfast kinda folks. as in, they sleep till noon like typical mooching unemployed losers. so i wish i had at least 5 mins to say hi. my apt. manager is a complete and total bitch…..but i dig the fix-it guy. he’s a chill mexican dude that probably works way too much for way too little of pay. when i need something done in my place? because he is cool…i ask him for the supplies….but then just do the work myself. so of course….he hooks me up when i need it.
either way though….how weird is this letter of upcoming events for the week? ummmm, i already know my neighbors….and the only one i care to hang with is karl, the rastafarian from belize. me and him got each other’s backs….and that’s all i need. the rest of these ppl…..while some are nice…..are not the kinda ppl i really care to hang out with over pizza.
i mean….what are we gonna talk about? how ridiculous our rent is? that should go over well with the management.
….and nevermind the whole creepiness of the letter itself. are we all pre-schoolers? you really need that cute border and shit like that?
it reminds me of the my last job. “oh…..great job on busting ass and making things happen! to show our appreciation we are gonna order you guys some pizzas!!!!”
money talks you shitheads….learn it, and live it. i am not sure what world most people live in……but i can afford my own pizza and candy. that shit stopped working back when i was like 12.
watch though, i talk all this shit……and watch me strike it rich with the lame lottery ticket they are supposedly handing out. hahahaha, least they know how to cater to the white trash here!
I AM THE BIG WINNER!
soooo freakin’ artsy….
by josh on September 18th, 2008
yep….i sure am. check it out!
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911 memorium.
by josh on September 11th, 2008
this is too good not to share…..
not that i like the dude or really have an opinion on him…..but i couldn’t agree more with most of this. this comes after the GOP forced NBC (earlier this week) to make sure olberman and chris matthews had nothing to do with the debates coming up. either way, time to quit raping people with fear while scooting around the real issues and answers of that day.
911 was a horrible day, no doubt about that. lotsa lives lost…and it’s never about disrespecting the survivors or their families….because, unfortunately, our govt. seems to already be taking care of that.
too bad people are stupid….and are more willing to accept stories defying physical scientific law than at least question things that maybe aren’t exactly concrete.
…and if you haven’t seen loose change, 
more from the land of the delusional…
by josh on September 11th, 2008
this is freakin’ hilarious….
so i was just browsing through craigslist, seeing if there were any kinda side gigs that sounded interesting or fun. this one i found is just the cream of the crop though:
bwahahaha….a full time personal family photographer? with salary AND BENEFITS!?!?! nevermind the fact that it will probably be perfect for some retard 20 year old with a camera and a dream…..i can’t believe people are this delusional here. they think they need a personal photographer to shoot lil’ johnny’s soccer games? nevermind that with today’s cameras….just about any monkey can push a button and do it all themselves….
NO…we can’t be bothered with photographing our own kids….plus, we want every boogerfaced shot to be ONLY of the utmost “professional” quality.
archiving and maintaining a family photo database? yikes, i feel sorry for the family members that have to sit through the 18,000 picture slideshow over the holidays…..ahahha….get a storage drive, make a folder called “windowlicker’s 6th bithday with abuncha other spoiled brats” dump the pictures in there, and go play tennis….or the spa….or sip some iced mocha shit….or whatever it is you people do.
and is it just me, but how weird would it be to actually have family photo night every sunday? “ok kids, gather round….we are gonna watch the weekly johnson family picture disc!”
really though, it’s disheartening to me that more than anything these people want to capture memories on film (well, digitally now)….but really don’t want to capture them for themselves. people like this put too much emphasis on what’s in front of the camera. everyone wants to be a star! sadly, i think ma and pa richie don’t realize these things of future nostalgia became so when everyone involved can share in that memory. including the person capturing that memory/image.
fast forward 10 years….
“oh, i remember that….i am not sure if i was paying attention, but i remember when our family photographer captured your first soccer goal.”
*shakes head*
naturally these people also live in newport beach. imagine that.
quick fix….
by josh on September 9th, 2008
30 sec photo fix ala josh! yes, i am bored and just trying a couple photoshop tricks.
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