internet prostitutes.

by josh on October 21st, 2008

there is a new phenomenon being unleashed on internet hornies everywhere!

apparently chicks are somehow extorting cash, gifts, and other things…..from lonely old horny douche bag dudes….by just making videos. no, not those kinda videos! videos like this:

-click to view-

naturally i was just taken back by such complete and utter whoring of one’s self….all just for money, gifts and whatever else these chicks are getting in return. these slutty heathens need to be stopped!

so i made a video of my own, to reach a different demographic.

-click to view-

don’t worry….i’ll keep you all informed on all the presents and money i get from lonely old ladies EVERYWHERE! thanks for the support!

ugh…

by josh on October 10th, 2008

so….i was noticing the traffic going up a lot here recently.

it appears some fucker somehow put a malicious page on my site. apparently it’s a MSN messenger hack the directs you to a page containing a virus. i have it all deleted (i think), but i recommend that anyone that was directed here via this bullshit…run a virus scan.

*note: this doesn’t apply to the few ppl that came here to read the blog posts. so no need for you guys to worry. this virus page was some garbage page containing a flash video and prompting you to update your player. i think it was suppose to look like a myspace page, but the idiots couldn’t even steal the source code correctly. if you saw nothing of the sorts, you are fine.

i am really just posting this here for any links that are still out there and leading back to here. i apologize for the troubles it may have caused anyone, as i was completely unaware of such activity. luckily some dude had the sense to email me about it…..so big thanks to ben.

i am now getting on the horn to bitch out my web host….to try and further prevent this crap from happening in the future.

ps. in other news, it seems my email updates are getting triggered as spam. which is wonderful too. so please add josh@jjlast.com to your address books to ensure you receive the updates.

is the palin joke over yet?

by josh on October 9th, 2008

just to preface here…..

-i think sarah palin is probably a very sweet lady….in your typical bimbo sorta way.
-i actually liked a lot of what mccain was doing up until he had to worry about the extreme right vote.

that said, i ran across this article from a week or two ago…..and i think it does a great job of pointing out just how retarded the people in this country have become. it’s a longer read, but wanted to at least quote this:

“Sarah Palin is a symbol of everything that is wrong with the modern United States. As a representative of our political system, she’s a new low in reptilian villainy, the ultimate cynical masterwork of puppeteers like Karl Rove. But more than that, she is a horrifying symbol of how little we ask for in return for the total surrender of our political power.

Not only is Sarah Palin a fraud, she’s the tawdriest, most half-assed fraud imaginable, 20 floors below the lowest common denominator, a character too dumb even for daytime TV -and this country is going to eat her up, cheering her every step of the way. All because most Americans no longer have the energy to do anything but lie back and allow ourselves to be jacked off by the calculating thieves who run this grasping consumer paradise we call a nation.”

-full article here-

this article touches on a lot of things, but mostly it’s the fact that it seems like this election is going to resemble that of an american idol cast off show. i mean, is ryan seacrest going to confirm the winner…….right after the break….too? because that’s what it seems like is most important here. nevermind the ridiculous policies, sheer ignorance, or anything else….it’s become this limelight of saturday night live infested jokes.

what i think is sad….is do ppl really not realize that the rest of us are laughing at her, and not with her? does she even realize it?

religulous…

by josh on October 8th, 2008

bill maher’s new movie religulous opened up this past weekend. haven’t seen it yet myself, but it looks hilarious.

great interview here in regards to it…